Agents of Empire

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FM TRIDENT ONE//DJ SAILORGLOOM///WASHINGTON DC//AGENTS OF EMPIRE DJS//
TO TEH_MASTERER//SAN DIEGO//
MOJO-JOJO//HIP HOPPA RECOPPA//SAN DIEGO//
CHARLIE-DELTA//SHITBAG//OCEANSIDE//
INFO TO DJ IO CONTROL//CHIEF AGENT IN CHARGE//HAWAI’I//
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UNCLAS // FOR DEBAUCHEROUS USE ONLY
MSGDID/DRUNKADMIN/DJ SAILORGLOOM//AGENTS OF EMPIRE DJS//
SUBJ/DEFCON
REF:  (A) WWW.DEFCON.ORG
      (B) WWW.PALAZZOLASVEGAS.COM

ORDERS ISSUED IN SUPPORT OF OPERATION ENDURING HAX0RZ      

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     IN CARRYING OUT/PROCESSING THESE ORDERS, ALL SECTIONS
      MUST BE READ AND LISTED INSTRUCTIONS COMPLIED WITH
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                  ------ACTIVATION ACTIVITY------ 

UNDER PARTIAL MOBILIZATION AUTHORITY OF REFERENCE (A), YOU ARE
HEREBY INVOLUNTARILY ORDERED TO REPORT FOR VEGAS DEBAUCHERY AND
HACKING SKILLS FOR A PERIOD OF 04 DAYS, UNLESS RELEASED SOONER BY
THE ORDER ISSUING AUTHORITY. THESE ORDERS MAY BE EXTENDED FOR A
TOTAL OF UP TO 07 DAYS BY THE ORDER ISSUING AUTHORITY. REPORT AS
DIRECTED BELOW FOR ACTIVATION PROCESSING. IF FOUND NOT ELIGIBLE OR
QUALIFIED FOR DUTY, YOU WILL BE DEACTIVATED TO RETURN TO HOME
ADDRESS. UPON ARRIVAL AT HOME ADDRESS, YOU ARE CONSIDERED RELEASED
FROM ACTIVE DUTY. SPECIAL CONVEYANCE IS NOT AUTHORIZED UNLESS
MEMBER MEETS CRITERIA.
                  ------ULTIMATE ACTIVITY------ 

UPON COMPLETION OF INTERMEDIATE DUTY ASSIGNMENTS AND AS DIRECTED
BELOW REPORT TO ULTIMATE DUTY STATION FOR DUTY. FOR PAY AND
PERSONNEL ACCOUNTING REPORT TO PERSONNEL SUPPORT ACTIVITY
DETACHMENT AS INDICATED BELOW: 

REPORT ON OR ABOUT 31JUL09                             EDA: 31JUL09
TO: PALAZZO HOTEL
    3325 LAS VEGAS BLVD. SOUTH
    LAS VEGAS, NV 89109

SPONSOR/POC: DJ SAILORGLOOM // AGENTS OF EMPIRE DJS

1.0 GENERAL DESCRIPTION.  THE 17TH ANNUAL DEFCON COMPUTER SECURITY
    CONFERENCE WILL BE HELD FROM 31JUL-02AUG AT THE RIVIERA HOTEL
    AND CASINO.  LODGING HAS ALREADY BEEN SECURED AT THE WORLD
    RENOWNED PALAZZO LAS VEGAS.  BASED ON LESSONS LEARNED FROM THE
    PACQUIO/CIRCUS CIRCUS STAY, HIGH-PROFILE ADAPTABLE LODGING HAS
    BEEN DEEMED MORE APPROPRIATE FOR THIS MISSION.

2.0 MISSION.  DRINK.  PARTY.  ATTEND THE WORLD’S BEST CONFERENCE ON
    HACKING.  MAKE CONTACTS IN THE INFORMATION SECURITY INDUSTRY.
    LISTEN TO TOPICS FROM THE WORLD’S BEST BLACKHAT AND WHITEHAT
    OPERATORS.  OMFG THIS IS THE MOST 1337 THING EVER. EVENTS INCLUDE
    LOCK PICKING, CAPTURE THE FLAG, LECTURES ON SECURING WEBSITE,
    HACKING APPLE PRODUCTS, AND COUNTLESS IMPORTANT TOPICS MANDATORY
    FOR THIS BATTLESPACE.

3.0 OPERATIONS.  WE WILL ATTEND CONFERENCES, EAT FINE FOOD, STAY AT
    A 4-STAR HOTEL (IAW REF B), AND PARTY LIKE ROCK*STARS.  DJ
    SAILORGLOOM HAS BEEN HAND-PICKED TO DJ BOTH THE DEFCON 17 BLACK
    BALL AND THE ATTACK RESEARCH PRIVATE PARTY, BOTH TO BE HELD AT
    THE RIVIERA.

3.1 BASING WILL BE HELD IAW REF B. AND 6.0 OF THIS CONOP. 

4.0 SECURITY.  DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE EVENT, IT IS HIGHLY
    RECOMMENDED ALL 3G DEVICES BE CAREFULLY SECURED AND WIRELESS
    ACCESS CAPABILITY BE DISABLED..  IF YOU MUST BRING A LAPTOP, DO
    NOT BRING IT WITH YOU AT DEFCON.  SECURING LAPTOPS AT BASING
    FACILITY IS RECOMMENDED.

5.0 SAFETY.  DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE.  HYDRATE.  WATCH YOUR FELLOW
    OPERATORS CONDUCTING OPS IN COUNTRY.  USE CONDOMS.
    IMPLEMENTATION OF COVER AND CONCEALMENT IS AUTHORIZED AND
    ENCOURAGED.

6.0 LOGISTICS.  DJ SAILORGLOOM HAS ALREADY SECURED LODGING FOR THE
    PALAZZO.  LODGING CONSISTS OF A 720 SQUARE FOOT SUITE WITH A
    KING-SIZED BED AND SEPARATE LIVING ROOM WITH PULL-OUT BED.

6.1 TRIDENT ONE ARRIVES ON-STATION 30/0945L JUL 09 AND DEPARTS
    02/2245 AUG 09.

6.2 USE OF AIR TRANSPORT IS ENCOURAGED.  MCCARRAN INTERNATIONAL
    AIRPORT CODE IS DESIGNATED: LAS.

7.0 DELETED

CERTIFIED TO BE  ORIGINAL ORDERS              (SIGNED)
 ________________________________          DJ SAILORGLOOM
        OPERATIONS OFFICER              AGENTS OF EMPIRE DJS
//BT//SENDS//

Well this weekend sure did fly by.

I have a mixed bag of thoughts concerning the July 10th party.  I thought I had a God awful set, however, my wife was quick to point out that I had the most people dancing up until we had left at a quarter to three in the morning.  I think my troubles stemmed from the fact that I was having a difficult time keeping the beats synced with the CD players enduring so much rumble from the bass.  I think Alter Solum would be a great venue if the location was not so run down.  It’s at the Kalihi edge of Chinatown and the unfortunate truth is that particular area still has a lot of work if it’s to scrub away its seedier reputation. Parking can be difficult if you don’t know the area.  Finding parking where you feel safe leaving your vehicle even more so.  There’s also a lack of optimism in the air at the club – at least on the last couple nights that I’ve been there. While I’m a bit guilty of this myself, I do have the inclination to think that perhaps Alter Solum is a bit under-promoted.

That being said, there is a general malaise consuming Honolulu’s night club scene. People are finding it cheaper to stay at home and throw parties at their leisure. Certain locations are weathering this malaise better than others, but these are locations where the owners have deep pockets and contingencies in place for the inevitable ebb in night life entertainment.  Lack of “proper” promotion, a steady loss of morale, poor economic conditions, and unfavorable elements near the venue all conspire to stymy if not completely halt Alter Solum’s development.

July 11th was UFC’s 100th major event which featured Brock Lesner vs. Frank Mir, George Saint-Pierre vs. Thiago Alves, Micheal Bisping vs. Dan Henderson, and two undercards.  Overall the event was pretty good. I think the hype might’ve been a bit much because the whole thing felt like eating Chinese take-out – it tasted good but I didn’t feel full after eating it all up.  The bout with Lesnar & Mir was stopped due to Mir being unable to defend himself.  GSP won a dominate decision over Alves. Henderson roflstomped Bisping.

Now the Lesnar & GSP victories got me thinking.  There’s an obvious difference in size at fight time which gives the advantage to the guy who can cut weight and then build back up to their natural weight.  Whereas the guy who’s naturally 175 or 260 gets the shaft or has to move down a weight-class.  My thoughts on this is, if we want more fights to be fair, weigh-ins should be the night of.  If a fighter cannot make weight, the fighter is disqualified and if the fighter has the title, the fighter should be forced vacate the title. These contests should be about skill, not about being able to lay on top of somone until someone breaks the other’s will through the sheer force of one’s weight.

My wife and her friend had their birthday celebrations yesterday (Sunday, July 12th, 2009) at Kaakoako Water Park. It was a fun time. A few friends and some family showed up. I was supposed to DJ for it, however, the generator decided about an hour in that it would be a good time to inform us to replace the groumet on the fuel valve.  As disappointing as that was, I had a good time … and it was nice to see my wife be her typical social butterfly self.

So that leaves The Gathering in Las Vegas at the Riviera. I’m really looking forward to this. We’ve got most of our trip planned.  Thursday night we’re going to see Reel Big Fish w/ English Beat.  Friday night is The Gathering.  Saturday is probably going to be devoted to just lounging around and perhaps a bit of shopping. Sunday is the Lake Mead/Hoover Dam boat tour and we leave on Monday.  Somewhere in there I’d like to fit in DEFCON, but seeing as this trip also doubles as a long, long overdue honeymoon, I’d rather not bore my wife to death with super geeky stuff.